Patrick Hates Toy Story 2 is a channel that Patrick hates.
- [TV falling on ground, scene cuts with Buzz Lightyear and Woody at the level 23 with the clip of Buzz Lightyear and Woody scene]
- Buzz Lightyear: Woody, stop this nonsense, and let's go.
- Woody: Ah, Buzz. I can't go. I can't abandon these guys. They need me to get into this museum. Without me, they'll go back into storage, maybe forever!
- Buzz Lightyear: Woody, you're not a collector's item. You're a child's plaything. You are a toy!
- Woody: For how much longer? One more rip, and Andy's done with me. And what do I then, Buzz? Huh? You tell me.
- Patrick: [changes the channel] I hate this channel.
- Squidward: No, no! [changes it back]]
- Buzz Lightyear: Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me... that life's only worth living if you're bein' loved by a kid. And i travelled all this way to rescue that toy... because I believed him.
- Woody: Well, you wasted your time.