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Frying Nemo is a Youtube Poop uploaded by EmpLemon based on Finding Nemo. It is the first installment of the Frying Nemo series.
Synopsis[]
Nemo gets fried physically and metaphysically.
Plot[]
Marlin starts to enjoy the smell of the water and gets trapped under a BP can. Marlin and Coral watch the neighborhood shooting with their guns and look at the Cat in the Hat with their eggs. Barracuda tells them to give them their eggs and Coral dashes to the eggs after they turn into diamonds. Marlin gets knocked unconscious by Barracuda, but is woken up by Smokey saying "you got knock the f*ck out, man". Marlin finds out that Coral and the diamond eggs have been eaten and the Barracuda ambushes him. Marlin finds one more egg, but the Barracuda eats it. The egg starts to turn into a dragon ball and then after that, Marlin finds Nemo lying in the drop off.
Marlin asks Nemo about his fin, to which Nemo replies "like a fish growing legs". Marlin asks Nemo why he wants to go to school, because it sucks. Phil asks Marlin to tell him a joke and Marlin tells him a terrible one. Bob starts to think that Marlin sucks and Marlin tells Nemo to go play with SpongeBob, but Viacom blocks him. Bob abuses Sheldon and reminds him that it's his first time in school. Pearl tells Nemo that her tentacles are "down suck-it penis". Nemo tries to pronounce "anemone" to Mr. Ray and they call him "retarded". Bob turns into Rainbow Con and Marlin calls him a Pony Boy. Nemo, Tad, Sheldon and Pearl arrive at the drop off and Pearl starts to get diarrhea ink. Marlin arrives and says "f*ck you" to Tad, Sheldon and Pearl. Nemo says "I hate you" to Marlin, turning him into an emo. Marlin starts to strangle him and throw him to the Titanic, causing it to sink. Nemo decides to touch the boat and as Marlin tries to warn him about the boat, he briefly turns into Hitler. Marlin tells Nemo not to touch, but he (along with Patrick) did it anyway, to which Arthur blows them up after they refused to listen to him. Bill Nye starts to give out "Strobe Lights" to Marlin and Nemo screams as he sees Obama.
As Marlin tries to find Nemo, he encounters Chuck Noland and Wilson. Marlin and Dory run into each other, causing them to explode. Dory tells Marlin to follow her and then tells him to stop. Dory stares into Marlin's soul and Marlin tells her it's not funny. Marlin encounters Bruce and he asks them if they would like to get raped, to which Dory replies "that sounds like fun". Marlin, Dory and Bruce arrive at Subway, to which Marlin replies "F*CK NO!" Bruce, Anchor and Chum begin to say the pledge: "Fish are food, not friends. Fish are fish oil. Shrek is love, Shrek is life". Bruce then begins to scream out "I'm having fish tonight!". Dory says that she's high and has hung out with 42 fish. Bruce chomps his jaws at Dory and starts to malfunction. Bruce asks his friends how tough they are, to which Chum replies "I have my fin for breakfast". Marlin tells the sharks that he's a clown fish and tells them a gay clown joke. Marlin finds the "D*ck Butt" mask and couldn't read it. Bruce pulls out a chainsaw and Marlin hits Dory with an angry bird, causing her nose to bleed. Her blood causes Bruce to lose his mind and try to rape Marlin and Dory. Bruce tries to break down the Asscape door and Marlin tries to tell Dory to read the mask, but Dory says that she can't read words. Bruce tries to attack them and uses his laser breath to fry them into fish and chips. Bruce throws the missile onto the mine, causing it to explode (along with Wilson and Minecraft). P. Sherman tells Nemo to say hello to his ginger friend.
Sources[]
Cartoons[]
- The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2002-2006)
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force (2000-Present)
- Arthur (1996-2022)
- "Arthur's Big Hit"
- Beavis and Butt-Head (1993-Present)
- Dragon Ball Z
- Dr. Seuss on the Loose (1973)
- Ed, Edd n Eddy (1999-2009)
- Family Guy (1999-Present)
- "I Dream of Jesus"
- "The Fat Guy Strangler"
- "A Fish Out of Water"
- "MInd Over Murder"
- Futurama (1999-Present)
- "Attack of the Killer App"
- King of the Hill (1997-Present)
- "Pilot"
- The Legend of Korra
- Looney Tunes (1930-Present)
- My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (2010-2019)
- Pokémon (1997-Present)
- The Powerpuff Girls (1998-2005)
- Rick and Morty (2013-Present)
- "Something Ricked This Way Comes"
- Rugrats (1991-2004)
- "Angelica Breaks a Leg"
- The Simpsons (1989-Present)
- "Blame It on Lisa"
- "El Misterioso Viaje de Nuestro Jomer"
- "Hurricane Neddy"
- SpongeBob SquarePants (1999-Present)
- "The Algae's Always Greener"
- "Arrgh!"
- "The Bully"
- "Gary Takes a Bath"
- "I'm Your Biggest Fanatic"
- "Mid-Life Crustacean"
- "No Weenies Allowed"
- "Squirrel Jokes"
- Squidbillies (2005-2021)
- "Frivilous Squidigation"
- Teen Titans (2003-2006)
Movies[]
- Castaway (2000)
- Finding Nemo (2003)
- Friday (1995)
- Highlander (1986)
- Jaws (1975)
- Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001)
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
- Pulp Fiction (1994)
- Red's Dream (1987)
- Scarface (1983)
- Shrek (2001)
- South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)
- Titanic (1953)
Music[]
- "Anaconda" by Nicki Manaj
- "Aqua Teen Hunger Force Theme"
- "Bill Nye the Science Guy Theme"
- "Bodies" by Drowning Pool
- "Bowser Battle" from Super Mario Galaxy soundtrack
- "Clown Robbery Credits Music"
- "Gangam Style" by PSY
- "Grandtheft" by Mobbin
- "Hooked on Polkas" by Weird Al Yankovic
- "I Like Big Butts" by Sir Mix-A-Lot
- "Kashmir" by Led Zeppelin
- "Meet The TF2 Theme"
- "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion
- "Replaying the Game" from Gun Control: The Game
- "Smells Like Nirvana" by Weird Al Yankovic
- "SpongeBob SquarePants Theme Song"
- "Straight Outta Compton" by N.W.A.
- "Turn Down For What" by DJ Snake and Lil' Jon
- "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N' Roses
- "You Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer
- "You Spin Me Around" by Dead or Alive
TV Shows[]
- The Amazing Race
- Bill Nye the Science Guy
- Breaking Bad
- Cake Boss
- Dane Cook: Vicious Circle
- Dexter
- "Born Free"
- Geroge Lopez
- Jeopardy!
- Sesame Street
- Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
- WWE
Video Games[]
- Angry Birds
- Garry's Mod
- Hungry Pumpkin
- Minecraft
- Minesweeper
- Sonic Heroes
- Super Mario 64
- Super Mario Galaxy
- Team Fortress 2
Web Videos[]
- ''AsdfMovie3''
- "Bill O' Reilly Rant"
- "Billy Mays: Not Anymore"
- "CLOWN ROBBERY" by psychicpebbles
- "CopperCab"
- "GINGERS DO HAVE SOULS!!"
- "Fat Man with a Gun"
- "Gabe Newell Blue Screen (Microsoft Trash Talk)"
- "How it Fells to Chew 5 Gum"
- "How it Should Have Ended"
- ''The NONcredibles'' by EmpLemon
- "PONY.MOV"
- "PowerTrip (18+)" by Spazkidin3D
- "Reporter interrupted during live broadcast (FHRITP)" by thepofguy
- "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life" by Airplane Randy
- "Super Smash Bros. Pause Attacks"
- "Thats all folks!" by briankane
Commercials[]
- Old Spice